I may not have much in the smarts department, but at least I've got a nice butt...
Well, my grades are finally in. I'm actually quite pleased with most of the results this term, but to my shame I can't show off quite as many stellar scores as I usually do. I finally got my first law school C+ after my calamitous 6-hour Constitutional II take-home exam. I just knew that was the worst exam I ever wrote. On the other hand, most everyone gets a C+ at some point in law school, and at least now I can put it behind me and hope never to see one again.
Happily, my other grades are
very respectable, especially when you keep in mind how sharply the averages are curved:
Family Law -- "B"
Advanced Criminal Procedure -- "B+"
Critical Race Theory -- "A"
Plus the cryptic grade of "S" for my Clinic course, which simply means "Satisfactory," and is way better than the alternative, which would mean failure. It was a pass/fail course, you see, so I'm happy with what I got.