1. The sexy thrill of biographical boilerplate.
2. Now you can fight or commit crime with your very own subsersive posters.
3. Rob's god-like weekly pronouncements.
4. Hauntingly poetic bitching.
5. Rob's advice on bounty hunting for fun and profit.
6. Rob says smile for the camera.
7. He has all the best stalkers.
8. He requires cuddling.
9. Love is a many splendurd thing.
10. Rob kissed a guy in public.
11. Rob survives an abduction attempt by the emissary from planet Zyross.
12. Spicy sexual liasons.
13. Artsy smartsy pictures.
14. Yet more from Rob, melodramatic poet
15. Rob fears ignorance like Superman fears kryptonite.
16. Rob thinks you're pretty.
17. Rob can make you lose count.
18. Rob uses words like "flibbertigibbets."
19. Rob doesn't mind being photographed naked.
20. Rob's room is a brain-tingling cornucopia of visual delight.
21. Obligatory references to the music I like.
22. He'd spit in the eye of every bus driver if he had the chance.
23. Rob, sardonic observer of human nature.
24. Rob, pesky vegetarian and amazing chef.
25. Something sentimental about family
26. Closure is a vital part of your daily balanced diet.
27. Quiz: are you a nymphomaniac, co-depdendent, or detached and unavailable?
28. Rob has six invisible hands that allow him to very quickly and efficiently carry out his nefarious deeds.
29. Rob is as much of a bookworm as you are.
30. Rob knows what the longest word in the world is.
31. Rob feeds small children to the monster under his bed.
32. I blogged back in the days when it was called exhibitionism.
33. Late at night, when no one is looking, Rob puts on a cape, crawls out his window, leaps off his roof and flies off into the night.
34. Rob likes shiny objects.
35. What do you mean you don't know who Hayden is?
36. Coffee runs through my veins like blood.
37. Poetry about a rainy day, unfortunately.
38. Hallowe'en misadventures.
39. Rob inspires such hate in squirrels that they pelt him with nuts - the miserable little tree bugs.
40. Rob frets quite often.
41. Rob tends to the lovelorn, and the personal problems of people just like you.
42. error. sappy poetry. goto line 43.
43. Wouldn't you know it. The man is up to his old tricks.
44. Among other cluttered things, Rob owns a plastic streetlight.
45. The universe is out to get him.
46. Egads - the story of cheese.
47. Rob owns a tree.
48. Among other things, Rob disapproves of public urination.
49. Terrorist plot for an evil plague rat army of doom...
50. More plans to take over the world.
51. Manic, obsessive-compulsive boot polishing.
52. Rob, ultimate social butterfly.
53. Social science, weapon of mass destruction.
54. Rob fogs up girls' glasses.
55. Specially selected links.