Robs are, by nature, a little bit whiny.

You must be over eighteen to read any further. Not because there's anything adult or naughty to follow, but because anyone under eighteen probably has his or her own teen angst to sulk over. Well, anyway, go ahead and read it... but I warned you, now didn't I?

(alternatively)

Steal this [image] and I will tear off your thieving head and scoop out your soul.

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Hey, and no stealing my cranky graphic! Make your goddamn own.