Mr. Moody talks about Apple Computers

 

All told, it cost me $30, including the modem and the inkjet printer. I don't know what, exactly, possessed me to buy a 14-year old computer, but something did. Someone was selling a Macintosh SE that his parents gave him, but in his care it was simply taking up space. Meanwhile, I'd maintained something of a quiet disdain for Apple computers for several years. Perhaps I thought of them as "toys" best suited for people in creative production work (ironically, the very field through which I've been supporting my schooling for the past five years), or perhaps I considered generic clone PCs to be cheaper and more easily upgradeable than any computer you could ever obtain from any one big name manufacturer, and therefore "better." In recent years, however, I've simply become something of a platform agnostic, in keeping with the spiritual and political agnosticism I've also adopted in place of my once-extreme atheism and political beliefs. After all, while I'm not one of those pretentious wankers who actually thinks that companies like Microsoft are actually evil, I'm certainly not fooled by the marketing that tries to hide the poor security and reliability of nearly the entire Microsoft product line. I own, and for the most part enjoy, my own genuine copies of Windows 98 and Office. Like most Windows users, I'm simply not surprised when something crashes -- it's something we expect, are kind of queerly used to, and something we hope will someday be corrected in the next version. That's the way it is, has been, and will be long into the days of FutureWindows 2098tm). That said, my 333mhz desktop clone has never really led me far astray throughout its long and continuing lifespan, and my beloved refurbished Dell notebook is undoubtedly going to save my ass all through law school.

Over the past few months, though, I've been giving Apple a second glance. It's hard to say why. Maybe I'm intrigued by the design and engineering behind products like the new flat-panel iMac. I still think it looks like a desk lamp, but it's a pretty impressive lamp, what with all the gizmos and DVD-writers and round motherboards they've stuffed into those puny little bases. Maybe it has something to do with all the Macintosh computers that have started to appear at my workplace (in a lab environment dominated by big name box PCs, two iMacs and two rather more stylish and capable PowerMacs have been acquired by different sections and reputedly do their jobs quite well). Perhaps I've had to download and install one or two patches or critical updates too many. Or maybe I decided I hadn't been all that fair in the past, and should give some credit to the thousands of evangelistic Mac users who seemed to see something I didn't. I suspect it was probably all of these things. In any event, I started to do some research, which is what I always do in great heaps once I take an interest in something.

One of the things that hit me most poignantly was how insanely attached to their computers Macintosh users are. I'm not really used to that... I mean, I suppose everyone likes their computer, but I've always associated that with the bragging rights that come with having a really big, fast one, or being keen on the games it plays, or the net people it lets you have interminably mundane conversations with, or the pornography collection it holds. But it's the machines and the operating systems themselves that these people love, with the games and net chats and pornography collections being something of an added bonus. It's almost perverse to think about that kind of devotion and affection. And, oddly, the older the computer is, the more they're attached to it. A fourteen-year-old PC is nearly useless these days, but Macs of the same vintage are being used as servers, as basic web browsing and e-mail machines, as word processors, and even for ongoing pre-press layout and desktop publishing.

The durability of such old computers intrigued me so greatly that, when I saw a vintage 8mhz Macintosh SE (with 4MB of RAM, a 30MB hard drive, and two 1.44MB floppy "superdrives") for sale on a local newsgroup, I made an offer. I'm certainly no stranger to vintage computing -- I clung to my pokey 386 for years after its best-before date, and got a lot done with it too. Now, some people have gone so far as to get their old, stock, Macs to do unimaginable proof-of-concept things like play .mp3 files through their competent original sound cards, but I was content with far more modest applications. I was simply interested in getting my Mac to run an older (but fully functional) version of Eudora through a PPP connection to my local ISP. After all, it already runs Microsoft Word, solitaire, Adobe Acrobat (version 1.0), and a plain text HTML editor (with which I'm writing this very page). I've since invested in a faster Macintosh modem (that also works with my laptop, giving me portable 33.6 access for cheap), and I've installed all the applications I needed. I simply need to find the time to track down a cable for the archaic old 8-pin serial port (which is why the good Lord gave us eBay), and my endeavors will be complete. Meanwhile, as I write this page and otherwise play around, I'm acclimatizing to the slightly different keyboard commands that this little Mac requires, and familiarizing myself with the surprisingly functional operating system, antiquated though System 6 is. Once I have my modem connected to the SE, I will "upgrade" to the relatively more powerful and feature-packed System 7, which Apple still provides as a free download -- a strangely benevolent thing. The functionality of old Macs, combined with the software and support that still exists, has impressed me to no end. When Microsoft "borrowed" most of Apple's GUI for the purpose of launching Windows -- and did so with cunningly acquired permission -- they might have done well to also borrow at least a grudging support for the provision of legacy software. Oh well. At least they gave us Windows Solitaire, which still makes me smile.

I also learned a great deal about the modern side of Apple during my (admittedly ongoing) research, however. One of the developments that impressed me most is OS X, Apple's newest operating system. It combines the stability, security, and tweakability of Unix with Apple's beautiful, candy-like graphical interface. For those who love being among the educated few who know what grep and ssh and /dev/null all mean, the mystical Unix kernel is actually there, powering the system underneath its deliciously glossy surface. In fact, most Unix/Linux applications can be easily ported to run under OS X. On the other hand, the lazy and the ignorant (like me) could conceivably live quite happily without ever needing to see a Unix shell. I've never been one for command lines or systems that require an ordinate amount of configuration or do-it-yourself compiling, which is why I run Windows and not, say, Linux. I mean, I'm smart enough for law school, and once upon a time I was a fair programmer who even thought he'd like to study computer science, but I've since come to my senses and these days I just want to run my Photoshop and write my ponderous legal essays in a somewhat reliable word processor without all this mucking about with command lines, thank you very much.

In either case, I tend to think of this development as the first operating system innovation of consequence in many, many years, and one that rests atop platforms based on a considerable tradition of stylish, innovative, and powerful hardware design, and reliability-driven integration. Windows XP is a step in the right direction -- gaining stability and speed by finally ditching MS-DOS and improving networking capabilities -- but in light of everything I've encountered hands-on, and through my research, I've decided that when the day comes for me to upgrade my long-suffering desktop, I'm moving to Apple. I'm tremendously impressed by everything I've already mentioned, and I'm further swayed by the relatively decent way Apple relates its customers. Apple doesn't require you to enter a 25-digit registration key; nor does it require any kooky and nebulous on-line "product activation" from users installing OS X. Instead, they simply provide you with a powerful OS that's easily the equivalent of XP's "Professional" version, and throw in a surprising suite of applications for photo editing, music, video and DVD playback and creation, as well VPN network compatibility, a spam-blocking e-mail application, and even a full-featured Office-compatible word processor suite.

Meanwhile, Apple has also rid itself of the old spectres of "incompatibility," by supporting open standards for networking, music formats, multimedia, and business applications -- moreso than any other platform beyond Linux. Similarly, Microsoft Office for the Macintosh can open and work with any Windows Office file, and send it back to a Windows user without complication. There are over 6,000 software titles for the Macintosh, dispelling the old myth that there is "no software" for the Mac. Indeed, a lot of the best professional software (Final Cut Pro, Logic Platinum, and Shake for example) is Mac-only. Still others got their start on the Mac and continue to dominate professional industries on Macintosh computers, such as Quark XPress and Adobe Photoshop. Macs can also do some nifty things other computers can't, such as natively print to PDF files without extra software, and record mp3 files without a third-party plug-in (since, after all, Windows Media Player only supports Microsoft's proprietary WMA format out of the box, which is one of the many irksome things that deterred me from upgrading). Speaking of music, Apple has also come out in favour of "Fair Play" music rights, balancing the rights of music consumers with the interests of recording artists in implementing its iTunes Music Store. When you buy music through the store, you buy the right to burn it to a CD an unlimited number of times (although in fairness you can only burn a given playlist 10 times), and transfer it to the digitial music player of your choice and play it on up to three other computers. Since I'm (1) a law student and (2) have a cheap dial-up connection, I don't download illegal music. Now that iTunes is available for Windows, I can't wait for the music store to be available in Canada. No one else has been able to do this before, nor since.

Unfortunately, I'm the sort of person who makes computer upgrades infrequently. That is to say, I'm poor. So, no there will be no new computers for me, Apple or otherwise, until I'm finished law school. Which should be about 2005. In the meantime, I will make do fairly happily with my three-year-old desktop and three-year-old notebook. On the other hand, if you are thinking about a new computer, and for some inexplicable reason you care about my opinion more than that of your friends and family and all those peers who doubtlessly want you to do the sensible thing and buy yourself a PC -- well, then, by all means, buy a Mac and know that I respect you, even if others offer only scorn.

This is not to say that Apple is infallible -- certainly not to me, since it wasn't long ago that I had little good to say about the company, but not even in the eyes of its own (often fanatically) devoted users. Indeed, another thing I've noticed about Macintosh users is how tremendously whiny they can be in the face of perceived wrongs. This ranges from "ludicrously picky" to "somewhat justifiable" grousing, typically on public forums like message boards and newsgroups. Someone pitched the theory that Apple users complain so much because they're accustomed to getting so much. I can almost believe this. One gets rather resigned to the lockups, hardware conflicts, blue screens of death, and crashes that one encounters running Windows for any length of time, but Macintosh users (evidently) expect nothing less than stability, hardware compatibility, speed, ease of use, and reliability from their computers and their operating system, having (generally) received all of the above over the years. Instead of being resigned to hardware and software difficulties, like I am, Macintosh users apparently find them outrageous. So slight bugs are quickly reported, and actively discussed all over the internet, and fixes are anxiously awaited. But I'm practically understating the matter -- some people spout off like Apple has deliberately and personally screwed them over with every petty oversight or a slightly-short-of-miraculous upgrade to a product line.

Mac users are also something of an "underdog," however, and have been forced to be rather defensive against cruel taunting in the face of the Macintosh's comparatively low clock speeds, and at lease prima facie higher prices (The argument tends to be that if you factor in the robustness of the operating system, the lower total cost of maintenance and immunity to viruses, and the quality and features of the hardware, Macs are actually more cost-effective than a comparably equipped PC). Macintosh computers also have a lower market share than Windows PCs. All told, Macintosh users expect a great deal from Apple in order to make coffee break conversations with their colleagues a little more merciful. The fastest Macs currently (as of September 2002) run with dual 1.25ghz Motorola processors, while Intel and AMD are getting ready to unleash 2.5, 2.8, and 3ghz chips within the next few months. Granted, clock speed doesn't mean much when comparing such radically different instruction sets, but it does mean something to consumers who regard clock speed as an objective measure of capability when making a purchase, or power users who crave bragging rights. In most regards, Macs hold their own against, and in the case of Photoshop (which takes advantage of optimized vector processing in the Motorola processors), even outperforms PCs. That said, Macintosh computers are also fairly pricey when compared to the rock-bottom prices of offered by big-name and generic PC vendors these days, and this also lends to some insecurity. From my perspective, however, all computers are pretty expensive, and if you're going to spend the money anyway, it might as well be on a system that, by all accounts, will be productive and reliable and stylish for years.

[update: as of November 2003, Apple has significantly boosted its relevance in the computer market with the introduction of the Powermac G5 with an all-new 64-bit dual processor system that makes it the first to break the 4 gigabyte memory barrier, and in all speed tests to date has bested the world's fastest competing processors. Indeed, Virginia Tech has assembled 1100 Powermacs to create the world's 3rd fastest supercomputer for only $5.6 million]

The moral: don't mistake my opinions for advice on which computer to buy for yourself. Just do lots of homework like I did (though not necessarily years in advance), so that the decision you make is the right one, and not one based on mistaken assumptions.

Part II - Rob buys an iBook and takes his first steps into a better world.

 
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