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Wednesday, October 17, 2007
 
Baby gets his bottle!

After spending nearly four months both not having an iPhone (because I live in Canada) and having to read about spoiled users who do have iPhones take what they have for granted and engage in some of the most outrageous hyperbole over the fact that they couldn't install third-party applications like Photoshop or NES emulators on their gadgets (Apple is "arrogant," "anti-consumer," "screwing its fans," etc.), please close your incessantly working jaws for one moment and take a gander at the following.

http://www.apple.com/hotnews/:
Let me just say it: We want native third party applications on the iPhone, and we plan to have an SDK in developers’ hands in February. We are excited about creating a vibrant third party developer community around the iPhone and enabling hundreds of new applications for our users. With our revolutionary multi-touch interface, powerful hardware and advanced software architecture, we believe we have created the best mobile platform ever for developers.

It will take until February to release an SDK because we’re trying to do two diametrically opposed things at once—provide an advanced and open platform to developers while at the same time protect iPhone users from viruses, malware, privacy attacks, etc. This is no easy task. Some claim that viruses and malware are not a problem on mobile phones—this is simply not true. There have been serious viruses on other mobile phones already, including some that silently spread from phone to phone over the cell network. As our phones become more powerful, these malicious programs will become more dangerous. And since the iPhone is the most advanced phone ever, it will be a highly visible target.

Some companies are already taking action. Nokia, for example, is not allowing any applications to be loaded onto some of their newest phones unless they have a digital signature that can be traced back to a known developer. While this makes such a phone less than “totally open,” we believe it is a step in the right direction. We are working on an advanced system which will offer developers broad access to natively program the iPhone’s amazing software platform while at the same time protecting users from malicious programs.

We think a few months of patience now will be rewarded by many years of great third party applications running on safe and reliable iPhones.

Steve

P.S.: The SDK will also allow developers to create applications for iPod touch. [Oct 17, 2007]


I expect to see all the IT geeks, hackers, pundits, wags, and bloggers who said they'd "never buy an iPhone" because of its failure to support all those mission-critical third-party applications like a terminal window (for some reason) and Pong and dancing baby screensavers to start gushing immediately.

P.S.: Steve. Beat some sense into Rogers and let me buy my dang iPhone already. I'm choking with this crappy Motorola V220 here. A girl at the Dominion Tavern actually mocked it the other night. Dude, I'm begging you.

Disclaimer: I do own an insigificant number of Apple shares and I just ordered my precious, tricked-out new 24" iMac for my home office, and anyway I claim no objectivity when it comes to my stylish consumer electronics masters. Instead I claim better taste and sound judgment.
 

11:53 AM

Comments:

A friend of mine (also a U of O law student) has managed to successfully hack an iphone he bought in the states.

It works with a normal rogers sim card, apparently.

Of course, I'm convinced that it's going to be turned into a brick by some future update.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous at 12:02 AM

 
When it comes to hacking things and going outside your user agreement and warranty, my philosophy is that if you rolls the dice, you takes your chances.

That said, I'm sure your friend with the iPhone can't take it out without being mobbed by adoring onlookers, and I bet he (rightfully) feels pretty darn cool about that.
# posted by Blogger Rob at 1:59 AM

 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BcNLEwf2pOw
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous at 6:41 PM

 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BcNLEwf2pOw
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous at 6:41 PM

 

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