the daily snivel

It’s official Brad policy to not be against selling out. I certainly have lines I won’t cross, but for the most part I support the idea of making money. But to slap some ads on my site for some free Twix bars is scraping the bottom of the barrel, even for me. Baseball tickets in another country don’t interest me much either unless they come with plane tickets.

But then I thought: “Whoah, he said tons of Twix bars”. What could I do with a stupid amount of Twix bars? Why, I could have the most chocolatey live show ever! Just think how they’d pile into the club if the sign said “Brad Sucks Live Tonight + FREE ALL YOU CAN EAT TWIX BARS”.

So I wrote back: “How many free Twix bars are we talking about here?” No reply so far. I hope that’s not the last time in my life I get to ask that question.