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Thursday, June 08, 2006

It's funny because it's true

Associate profile, Anonymous Law Firm LLP:

Best Experience at the Firm
"I got to leave at 6:00 once. There was a power outage in the office. They had no choice but to let us go."

Worst Experience at the Firm
"Definitely the time the partner urinated on me."

Advice to Law Students
"Definitely go somewhere cool after the Bar Exam, because once you start your job at the Firm, you won't have any time to take any trips, not even little ones, like to the bathroom, except with permission, and they don't always give you permission."

Anonymous Law Firm LLP is the compendious website of a hypothetical large, soulless law firm seeking fresh blood for the ~~salt mines~~ endless pursuit of more billable hours. It really does tell you everything you ought to know before you worry about articling on Bay Street.

¶ 11:31 PM

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