Luckily, I'm a good winner...
Or else I'd lord my awesome successes over the world like a haughty god, telling all naysayers (and one screwy ex-girlfriend) to suck it.
Behold the list of prizes and medals being awarded to the mighty graduates! (And, uh, scroll down to where it says "Faculty of Law"):

And all it cost me was a bunch of 14-hour days and by extension my soul sex life. Am I a role model yet?