the daily snivel
What is a boy to do?
Well, I'm 29, white, slightly overweight, have no sex life, I talk to my cat, and I don't get out much. And now they've cancelled Star Trek: Enterprise.
What's left for me? Conspiracy theories? Comic books? The Republican Party?
Save me from that fate worse than death! I need a girlfriend, stat!
Comments:What's left for me? Conspiracy theories? Comic books? The Republican Party?
Save me from that fate worse than death! I need a girlfriend, stat!
What's a boy to do? Start being completely honest with himself!
Re-evaluate yourself, both positively and negatively and work from there:
-you talk to cats, in addition to tons of great people in your life.
-you are slightly overweight... perhaps you should actually check the BMI chart on that one because based on your pics i think you may be wrong in that self-evaluation (realistically the word slightly might be too kind)... point is that youre working on it and that's fab.
-you seem to get out plenty even if it is just for work.
Re-evaluate yourself, both positively and negatively and work from there:
-you talk to cats, in addition to tons of great people in your life.
-you are slightly overweight... perhaps you should actually check the BMI chart on that one because based on your pics i think you may be wrong in that self-evaluation (realistically the word slightly might be too kind)... point is that youre working on it and that's fab.
-you seem to get out plenty even if it is just for work.
You should probably use this time to hang out with Tara more often.
